I had a hard time deciding what to get Vivyan for her birthday. Ran across this 50 Calibur sniper rifle with a high-powered scope. I think it's the ideal gift for the average headhunter. If she gets good enough, the ability to hit one's head at a half mile distance will be easy. She can watch them do the jerk, their spasmic dance of death, through the telescope. Such excitement, I'm sure her mother would be proud. The hard part is stopping the blood lust, very addicting, may need Alcoholics, I mean Murder Anonymous in order to find a cure. The sad reality is there are no remedies, the taste of blood is maddening. I think every normal family should own this beautiful weapon; we can have a hunting season for cops and politicians. Maybe we can enact a law against blood drinking. Another good law to live by is, thou shalt own armaments and weaponry. Well, it is a derivative of biblical law, extremely so...
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