Um, forgot

 Shit Vivyan, I completely spaced the most important lesson.  The attributes of God are so unique, they will stun anyone into silence. I will dive right in, these names of Jesus Christ reveal His very character, so wonderful, awesome, all that neat stuff.  Please allow me to introduce to you my darling Saviour, the fierce warrior He is, the Enforcer, Prince of Peace, Beauty, Everlasting Father, Jehovah Junior, Wonderful, Counselor, the Mighty God is He.  All these names are Secret darling, just like our Saviour's name.  It's all so stunning, we are forced into Silence

About the English Language

Once we compare the English language with another vocabularies, we will discover that English words and lingos are unheard of in any other languages.  After traveling the world, one realizes the confusion with broken sentences from other vernacularisms.  This makes the English language not only the toughest jargon to learn, it has a sharpness that slices through the heart like it was melted butter.  This is why the "King James Only Movement swore up and down it was the best Bible in the world.  Couldn't be further from the truth, the dumb asses didn't know that the words added to the KJV were words missing from the Greek and Hebrew languages.  This is what we get when we hold the truth in unrighteousness, it gets twisted out of proportion.  Like an eternal corkscrew, for ever changing views.  

Darling

 I really hate ranking on people, looking like the terrorist that people make me out to be.  But the ignorance dismays me from an abyss of wonderment to a raging mad man.  When noticing the cowardness, all I can think of is to mind fuck them into reality.  Shit what a grandpa, what examples, such victories!  We can sing "Crying like a Bitch and "Victory in Jesus" at the same time.  How else am I supposed to act, well, like a satanic Rock star. how else can I conduct myself when people are so seclusive, non-responsive, moronic, fear driven, reprobate and all that good shit.  I think I could write an autobiography the size of a tome, on stupid struck, stupefyingly so...

Darn it all anyway

 My granddaughter paid me a visit.  I'm left broken wondering what to do. She told me to ...

Embarrassing Truth Tactics 101

 My love, we have one more lesson here and we end our training.  As promised, I have instructed you in every tactic for the complete warrior.  This is where I madam-ize you by placing my right hand on your head.  

I have given three prior demonstrations of this weapon, posted here in my blog to you.  We mock relentlessly, without any rebuttal from the adversary because if it were true they could sue us for slander.  Never going to happen because tons of Americans are waking up to the evils performed under the sun by our beloved government.  They are heroes in the eyes of the retarded, this why we stay vigilant in battle, knowing how ignorant the commoners are.  As much fun as it is, we stop all ridiculing when our foes pass away.  They are in the Lord's hand, and it is His turn and only His turn to jeer the poor soul for eternity.  We will stay silent and aloof in whatever dismay we experience.

So, there you have it, like Joan of Arc, you become a fierce female warrior that nobody wants to fuck with.  I think your beauty alone will slay them, may they die in torment.  What a life!!!

In closing, I dedicate this dong to you, actually from our God's heart to you. It will be our Secret...