Darn it all anyway

 My granddaughter paid me a visit.  I'm left broken wondering what to do. She told me to ...

Embarrassing Truth Tactics 101

 My love, we have one more lesson here and we end our training.  As promised, I have instructed you in every tactic for the complete warrior.  This is where I madam-ize you by placing my right hand on your head.  

I have given three prior demonstrations of this weapon, posted here in my blog to you.  We mock relentlessly, without any rebuttal from the adversary because if it were true they could sue us for slander.  Never going to happen because tons of Americans are waking up to the evils performed under the sun by our beloved government.  They are heroes in the eyes of the retarded, this why we stay vigilant in battle, knowing how ignorant the commoners are.  As much fun as it is, we stop all ridiculing when our foes pass away.  They are in the Lord's hand, and it is His turn and only His turn to jeer the poor soul for eternity.  We will stay silent and aloof in whatever dismay we experience.

So, there you have it, like Joan of Arc, you become a fierce female warrior that nobody wants to fuck with.  I think your beauty alone will slay them, may they die in torment.  What a life!!!

In closing, I dedicate this dong to you, actually from our God's heart to you. It will be our Secret...

Normal Warfare 101

 I can only pray Vivyan reads this one day and discovers the love my Lord and I have for her.  Enough of that emotional shit and on to our next lesson.  

When we are around normies, we are always respectful and discrete when interacting, unless situations call differently.  We analyze them closely as we look for weaknesses, always keeping eye contact as we look for the opportunity to humiliate them, if they are found to be an enemy of our darling Saviour.  Otherwise, we enjoy the company and have our fun.  Even with cops, we restrain ourselves with complete control over our anger. glaring at them in the eyes.  The look alone is intimidating and offsets some people, depending on personalities.  If we are not interest in someone and they want to converse, we ignore them as we continue our relationship.  This type of warfare teaches us everything we need to know about our adversaries.  It can dominate a whole crowd if they are interested in our behavior.  Our music is also a controlling factor that aims for the heart or jugular vein and penetrates them with precision.  

When we get the opportunity to blast our boom box as loud as we can, 200 watts is always desired for the most effective results.  It can be annoying to some people but that's the main point, we torment them in every which way we can.  This the desired way to fight because we don't need weaponry, we are the weapons.  People will either be influenced by our behavior or will be humiliated by the grace of God empowered in us.  The normies don't realize this but we are fighting with all of God's might to survive in these last days.  We need not to worry because the Lord teaches us how to war, He is our Commander in Chief and will even fight our battles for us.  Don't need no standing army here, just a nerve to fight and enjoy our battles. We can learn God's art of warfare in His Word, Whole cities were brought to heaps, the wicked were slain and in some cases, the victors plundered the booty for themselves, comrades and their families.  This was all prophesied ages ago in the very same Book.  I can easily dream this shit up, perhaps, maybe no "as ifs" about it...

Bait and Switch 101

 I think my darling will enjoy this one, the cleverness alone is so stunning, God only knows how people will react.  We are in a fancy restaurant that your wonderful aunt Grace will flip for as a favor.  A cop walks in, I signal by looking at you then back at him.  you run up and say some jerk is harassing you, then run back to me as fast as you can and sit down.  When the officer shows up, you tell me the creep was chasing you down for whatever reason.  I will take care of the details as we make sure everyone hears us.  Talk about disarming a thug, we are actually molesting the cop's ego with a vengeance.  Sort of like ramming a baseball bat up his ass, pumping it as hard as we can.  If he doesn't cry with adulation, we then beat him over the head with it, well, metaphorically speaking...

P-the-fuck-S, after all is said and done, we totally ignore the crowd and enjoy our company.

Public message number one

 Becoming a teenager always have its problems.  Sexual hangups, peer pressure, the hots and all that lovey-dovey shit.  However, there is a secret we know that eliminates all these issues.  Tell the little brat, well, they start young these days, to lock themselves in the privacy of their own room and do it to themselves in singleness.  Something almost all American churches teach against. I think it's interesting that people would believe that and expect for themselves or their children to stay chase.  If we could tame that shrew, it would be great, let's ask the clergy how that works.  

To begin with, only me, myself and I know what pleases me.  Nobody else will know that and not into instructions for dummies.  Not one couple will ever know all the ends and outs of pleasing their mates.  I knew this one lady, she wanted me to figure it out, yeah, right.  It will never feel as good as what one can give unto themselves.  Just think of all the problems we will solve, just saying.

Another benefit for abstinence, most of the times the gentleman will use a soap that has toxic chemicals, unknown to most people.  Through intercourse, the toxins get inside the vagina and infects it, causing bad odors and any smell at all is a warning.  Good exercises are also healthy for the sex organs and causes more intense orgasms.  

If people would only read their Bibles, they would know this stuff.  Leviticus 15 tells us the proper way. David's men, who needed something to eat, went to the priest for some of the bread.  It was asked if they were clean, the report was, "at least they haven't been with women."  Clear example why ladies need to keep themselves clean...