Lesson two Verbal Warfare 101

 Here is one for you Vivyan, you need to memorize this.  Anytime someone is trying to debate you, with their weak attempts to insult your intelligence, or perhaps you're just pissed at them.  Always let them know they are like the average American whose brain is like unto an autobiography the size of a tome, with every page filled with all the different synonyms of the word, stupid.  Hopefully, they have OCD so they can analyze every word.  Works every single time...