I think my darling will enjoy this one, the cleverness alone is so stunning, God only knows how people will react. We are in a fancy restaurant that your wonderful aunt Grace will flip for as a favor. A cop walks in, I signal by looking at you then back at him. you run up and say some jerk is harassing you, then run back to me as fast as you can and sit down. When the officer shows up, you tell me the creep was chasing you down for whatever reason. I will take care of the details as we make sure everyone hears us. Talk about disarming a thug...
P-the-fuck-S, after all is said and done, we totally ignore the crowd and enjoy our company.
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